Mechanical department is requesting 100% force level this holiday season. If you’re like me and have family flying in from the North Pole then you’ll want to sit around the fire and share stories and the joy of the season. What if you’ve been forced to work though? Do not fret for a critical is a critical is a critical (one case it’s not DO NOT FAIL A D--g & ALCOHOL TEST COUPLED WITH A CRITICAL)...as I was. If you do not show up for your forced assignment it’s a 1.13 failure to comply. So why not go home in style - with that OT pay and time to spare for making the meal! Pull out your phone in lineup to call Santa to let him know that you’ll be working and to take care of the kids. Ohhhh Noooo! 2.21 electronic device? A piss test? Paid to go home with time and a half?!?!
Merry Cristmas - Happy Holidays! Dare to be different! Operate within the lines of the policy.
Santa is here for you UP brothers and sisters