Well it’s September 10th and as you walk out the door remember that the company is doing just fine! We don’t know what to do with all the money we are making, but we know we have to lay off lots of people. The street is really keen to our new strategy though and my pockets are fatter than ever! Heck that last bunch of stock I sold is chump change compared to how much I will make when I sell in December.
To those remaining, I need you to work as hard as possible to make me filthy rich, like Scrooge McDuck rich. I am building a new swimming pool in the executive lounge at EC4 where myself and the ELT can bath in the money you make us! Don’t worry we won’t pilfer the company too much before we sell it off to some other s---er company.
It’s not what we do, it’s how we do it!