Let’s all be glad we don’t live in a world like this... Uncle Al busting his golfing hint to make sure things like this never happen:
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Dishonest, shady, bribe-taking contractor finally gets called on his b.s. and gets let go - (not fired, he was never an employee)
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Same Makes claim to hotline in collusion with Apc employee who feels disenfranchised because he was passed over for promotion
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30 year employee IN GOOD STANDING gets fired over “anonymous” hotline call
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The Apc employee left standing gets promoted
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Contractor gets hired back under newly promoted Apc person
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20+ year veteran, fired = no bonus, no stocks, no medical, 2 years from retirement
Core values alive and well in DJ in case anyone is wondering - thank you k.k. For pushing hotline number on all, saving the day, one contractor life at a time, Anonymous Hotline saving lives everyday making sure the underlings have a way to twist facts and excise vengeance on any who dare to touch the sacred boys of the basin - long live embedded contractors with their hands in the cookie jar
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here’s to integrity and trust- trust no one except your dirty embedded minions who don’t have to abide by the same rules as everyone else
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Raise your filthy hands for PEOPLE getting promoted by making PASSIONATE (love?) to those contractors - long may you prosper in your newly gained title which you worked. LONG and HARD for
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3 cheers for servant leadership, as Apc employees we vow to serve the greedy interests of the contractors and take no more than our fair share as deemed appropriate by ... myself?
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Focus on your commercial assets, act responsibly - f*ck none other than the contractor between your legs
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Of course, last but not least, open your mouth and when you’re done swallowing, make sure to call the hotline and openly communicate your poisonous lies
Live long and prosper Apc