Thread regarding Mattel Inc. layoffs

The Calm Before the Storm

Shi+storm, that is! Witness Mattel's disruptive NOT toy, P--paroos. Our latest derivative, copycat, catch-up product. A pity it lacks Wifi AR+VR.

It's the end of Q1 and we all know that more layoffs are imminent, but it sure looks all peaceful inside here! It's no secret that HR and management are having their closed-door meetings to decide who gets voted off the island next. Then strut around smiling with impunity like everything is just peachy.

Everyone's cool with our stock staying at lucky 13, amirite?

The silence is deafening. We're all losers in this endgame. Somebody put us out of our misery!

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Post ID: @OP+SrNNpHU

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Why so serious?

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Post ID: @5lhy+SrNNpHU

To the comment “the leadership team is making meaningful progress and unlocking the value of our IP and accelerating innovation to create further growth momentum. “ in a previous post . Give us a break!! What a bunch of manure. Leadership is making meaningful progress to the demise of Mattel. Mattel needs people who can do things not write b.s. The Pros in that post match nonsense buzzwords from previous on this board.

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Post ID: @5phh+SrNNpHU

That was good, but needed even more buzzwords.

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Post ID: @5zad+SrNNpHU

Even more amazing is your lack of ability to detect sarcasm.

Good to see that the brightest bulbs and sharpest knives are still at the company.

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Post ID: @5lmu+SrNNpHU

Really amazing, either Mattel pays a PR flack to write positive comments brimming with corporate b---s---, or some employee takes it upon himself to do so. Not sure which is more sad...

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Post ID: @5why+SrNNpHU

Why so much negativity? M-Go's five pillar strategy remains the foundation for growth and profitability over the medium-term. This will be a very different year compared with 2017. As the company continues to make progress on a strategic transformation, we will soon return to being a high performing toy company that delivers the returns you would expect from a toy market leader.

In addition, the leadership team is making meaningful progress and unlocking the value of our IP and accelerating innovation to create further growth momentum. And all you people can do is complain.

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Post ID: @5odo+SrNNpHU

When anyone tells me they work for Mattel I say I give my condolences lol

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Post ID: @4cyi+SrNNpHU

OMG

I came across this site by accident.

Then I looked up to see what you people were talking about.

I found iut !

https://www.walmart.com/ip/P--paroos-Surpriseroos-Toilet-Surprise-Styles-May-Vary/881391961

Can't believe how demented that is.

Time to short the stock !

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Post ID: @4iiw+SrNNpHU

It’s not even about e-commerce. Mattel is still hoping for a miracle. Hoping their dream of connecting toys is the answer. They’ve forgotten how to actually reach kids. All they talk about is margins and costs in their product meetings while in their marketing decks they like to talk about innovation. It’s so surrreal. It’s like the entire company is bipolar. And the bipolar person is driving the bus.

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Post ID: @2mbr+SrNNpHU

With TRU gone and ecommerce becoming more dominant over brick and mortar and a combination with the now #3 toy company that is in a fast decline and closing in on bankruptcy soon the government would not have any objections.

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Post ID: @1jmv+SrNNpHU

The SEC will not look kindly on a Hasbro-Mattel merger.

If you are counting on this I feel sorry for you.

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Post ID: @1cnj+SrNNpHU

If you’re really hoping for hasbro to save you you may be sorely disappointed.

Hasbro doesn’t need Mattel.

They don’t need the overburdened system that is saddled with similar processes and layers. What does Mattel have that hasbro doesn’t? Mattel has a terminal disease. And it’s contagious. Every company it’s acquired has gotten it and is similarly terminal. If hasbro was smart it would stay away and let nature take its course. Mattel should be quarantined.

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Post ID: @1htr+SrNNpHU

Yeah it's depressing just coming in to work in this h3llhole. Everyone's just phoning in a day's work while running out the clock on this place. No point in worrying about next month when it's obvious that our reactionary WONDER management "team" can't see past next week. I'm officially embarrassed to tell people I work here. Hoping for a mercifully swift buyout. Hasbro? Operators are standing by to take your call.

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Post ID: @1oxl+SrNNpHU

Sigh.

Just stop.

Just.

Stop.

too little too late

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Post ID: @kwz+SrNNpHU

As opposed to an improper way to eat p00p out of a toilet?

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Post ID: @amx+SrNNpHU

Not only are p00paroos a fun collectable, they re also a great tool for teaching young children how to properly eat p--p out of the toilet bowl.

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Post ID: @yal+SrNNpHU

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