Shi+storm, that is! Witness Mattel's disruptive NOT toy, P--paroos. Our latest derivative, copycat, catch-up product. A pity it lacks Wifi AR+VR.
It's the end of Q1 and we all know that more layoffs are imminent, but it sure looks all peaceful inside here! It's no secret that HR and management are having their closed-door meetings to decide who gets voted off the island next. Then strut around smiling with impunity like everything is just peachy.
Everyone's cool with our stock staying at lucky 13, amirite?
The silence is deafening. We're all losers in this endgame. Somebody put us out of our misery!