In answer to the post, re exactly what criteria were used on the co manager evaluations, here's my guess: Blah-Blah-ish. As I have already defined that noun in a previous post, I'll use the following scenario to illustrate:
(Co manager) "But Bob....what exactly did I do wrong? How did I fail...?"
(Evil Market Manager) "Well, Ted, technically you did nothing per se in regards to the equivalent to a projected percentage of tangible variable, um, that is, necessarilly ---- I don't wanna say wrong, lol, and blahblahblah---"
(CM) "Excuse me, dd you just say 'blah blah blah'?"
"Blaaht?"
"Y-you just did it again! What are you saying, Evil Market Manager??"
" Ted, I'm afraid this BLdiscussion is counter productive to the comBLAHpany's mutually exclusiveBLA direction of gloals; BLA-themselves predicated on the innovative bLAHBLAHsituational explectives of BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH x 10 pi......"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I'M CALLING MY LAWYER!!!!"
That's basically it.