This company still has electricity and running water? No child plays with any of the plastic garbage you put on the shelves. So desperate you're scraping the bottom of a septic tank, literally. A p--p game? An obese Barbie who can't wear any of the pretty skinny Barbie dresses? Why don't you make a Fat Barbie game, oh wait it already exists: Pop the Pig. And now a revival of Polly Pocket that looks herendous and only resonates to 50 something year old women with mom jeans that wreak of a walkinf funeral home. Man, someone needs to put a fork in you, because by golly George are you folks are done.
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But Mom jeans are cool again. Just sayin'.
where’s the dad bod ken?
I don't like the fat Barbies at all, or the man-bun Ken.
I want to feel sorry for you but the situation is quite entertaining and desperate at the same time
I wish you could like comments on this site
Saw a Barbie at the supermarket in the luncheon meat section. EXACTLY where she belongs. Making me a sandwich.
Mattel values "Complacency" over "Creativity". Now that's a true story bro.
UGH I hate trolls go away-It doesn't matter if you're 50 and shop at forever 21. It's called forever for a reason troll.
Hey losers here's a free Monster High concept~ Nail in the Coffin
Mattel: "We proudly sere your kids sh! +"
True Story Bro.
Yeah the new Polly Pocket gives me goose bumps and not in the good way... More like shingles or cold sores. Looks like China has full reign on design cause it definitely has that overseas feel to it.
The only glimmer I see is a glittered exclusive dookie-which would most likely be printed glitter cause God knows you can't afford the real stuff.
But Thomas looked better in the showroom? Looking for glimmers of hope. Anyone?
Introducing the new Polly Pocket! Brought to you by the makers of $#it, literally.
Pocket sized turds.
I don't know if it's sad or funny but if you put the turd next to fat Barbie and Polly Pocket I wouldn't be able to tell the difference of the 3.
I don't know about life long experience but I have 12 inches of rubber that provide a good 45 mins of fun. Give or take. I wouldn't know because I use a sand timer. A giant one.
What a troll. You don't know how a piece of plastic can deliver a life long experience
I'm sure Polly Pocket is going to be a Big Lots! or 99Cents store exclusive. Key market shoppers.