HERE ARE A LIST OF REASONS I ENJOY WORKING AT SEARS, SINCE BEING ABUSED AND HUMILIATED IS WHAT I LOVE.
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COMMISSION CUTS IN ELECTRONICS, APPLIANCES, TOOLS, LAWN AND GARDEN AND MATTRESSES. I DERIVE PLEASURE IN WORKING HARDER FOR LESS MONEY.
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FLOODING THE FLOOR IN THE COMMISSIONED DEPARTMENTS TO MEET L.R.Q. DEMANDS AND TAKE CARE OF THE IMAGINARY CUSTOMERS OVERWHELMING THE STORE.
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RUNNING TO SOFTLINES REGISTERS TO COVER FOR THE LACK OF ASSOCIATES AND TAKE CARE OF SHOPPERS. QUITE THE OPPOSITE OF COMMISSIONED DEPARTMENTS IN SCHEDULING. ALSO HELPING STOCK RACKS AND SHELVES IN SOFTLINES, FOR NO MONEY, FOR PRODUCTS I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT, AND BEING BERATED FOR NOT DOING IT RIGHT.
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BEING CHEWED OUT FOR TAKING TIME OFF FOR MY NIECE'S WEDDING, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS SCHEDULED AND APPROVED MONTHS IN ADVANCE.
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BEING CHEWED OUT FOR ASKING FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS OFF WHEN MY UNCLE PASSED AWAY IN ANOTHER STATE.
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NO MORE 401K MATCH. IT THRILLS ME TO NO END TO HAVE A HEARTLESS EMPLOYER.
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DAILY RALLIES TO HEAR HOW BAD WE ARE IN MEANINGLESS METRICS. THAT'S MY BIGGEST TURN-ON OF ALL.
THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW. IF YOU'RE STILL WORKING AT SEARS, YOU MUST BE A MASOCHIST, AS I AM. IF NOT, YOU'RE A F***ING IDIOT.