Hey I have a great idea for a routine about the seven words you can't use in a board post. I'll just lift it from George Carlin 40 years ago. Of course quite a few of the words redacted here are in common usage like "g--" and "s--k" and not really offensive. But this was exactly Carlin's point, the juvenility and arbitrariness of what is and is not so offensive. Ah, social progress! Of course the routine will be deleted and I will be banned, forever silenced with no possibility of rehabilitation, the Internet version of being put to death. So I will not live to offend again.