Press “like” on every SLB ads on LinkedIn
Post BS on YouTube
Submit useless conferences papers
Maintain “dog eat dog” attitude/mentality in every meeting you attend
Volunteer for SLB BBQ parties/outings
Be a part of “Transformation” team
Anything else?
Time-wasting Eureka activities
This cracks me up! I actually know a guy who turned himself into a gym buddy/assistant for his N+2. He is of course surviving well.
You guys should be in politics, it pays more.
Babysit your boss' kids. Become your boss' gym buddy every weekend.
Lick the managers balls, never answer any query pretend like you are always busy
pcx, you need to grow up - your mammy
I smell envy. Grow up, learn to play and stop complaining.
Yammer circlejerk