This weekend, all directors and their VPs worked to finalize the chop list. It will be submitted this morning SJ time to higher ups in HR and Legal for final scrubbing.
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HR... do you mean Human Resources or Human Remains?
I found the layoff list in the dumpster. It was not shredded. Good news: my name is not on the list, hahahaha. I will scan and post it on a dark web.
"just because you haven't found your talent yet, doesn't mean you don't have one" ~ Kermit the Frog
Since when VP & Directors working on weekends? Wait.. even if they do, is there a HR & Legal who need to make decisions?
You sir, are a Muppet. Use the directory. I get that most of these posts are fake and therefore funny but yours was just drivel. At least be original if you can't be funny.
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"...to higher ups in HR..."
What a laugh. HR is mostly outsourced to Xerox. The only people IN HR are the executives like Fran.
As Trump says, "This is fake news." But I don't doubt that lists are currently being made or being finalized. I just don't believe that it's being submitted this morning.
Why? Because directors and VP's don't do grunt work on weekends.
i was looking on the directory for "higher ups in HR" but found none. They are so clandestine they are not even searchable. No doubt they work on "SJ time" while all those faithful employees in Europe are sleeping and have no idea they are on the dreaded "chop list". Damn those "Directors and their VPs"!!
Thank you for sharing such credible and reliable information. If it were not for brave people like @OjKOdRT courageously speaking out we would be totally in the dark. You are a tool for change. A real tool!
Prove it!
I saw the partial list. If your last name is Smith, Johnson, William, David, Lee or Andrew, then you are definitely on that list. If I survive this LR, I will change my last name to Babu. I don't know it means but I think it sounds cool.
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Yeah yeah