Rest assured, I'll be part of the group that buys Mattel when they cut their dividend and will have great pleasure in carving up it's assets like a Thanksgiving Turkey.
Fair warning: Any Management Team member still present when I arrive will face litigation for Incompetence and Financial Mismanagement.
This is your one chance to leave (without your parachute) before you'll be forced to pay. :)
Bored millionaires, are you still watching this slow motion trainwreck? Thought you would have swooped in long ago. Or are you also just a bunch of hot air? If so, you're Mattel management material. Apply within.
when the time comes i will swoop
in and be matteals financial messiah. I will increase toy wall thickness, bring back cable ties to packaging and give each barbie 1,000 accessories small enough for little girls to choke on. I will keep mattel in the media spotlight constantly. everything will be MATTEL!!!
stealing fat cat snacks! there's our new multi million dollar board game. now all
we need is a no talent management type to swoop in and steal credit.
dude! me too! the executive snack area is super sweet and they're so self conscious that they avoid the area in fear of someone seeing them and thinking they're a fatty. STEAL THE EXECUTIVE SNACKS!!
I've been stealing food from the executive office, syphoning gas from cars in the garage and taking clothes from the lost and found or 5 finger discounting those rad barbie shirts from the store for the past 10 years. so what if i'm a dude. i look good with blondes on me. i've been banking all of my mattel dough and i'm going to swoop in and buy this broken down ho and make it my own!
Oh my. I didn't realize this site was host to bored billionaires. My sides still hurt from laughing at the original post.
hey, enough of your tough talking tough guy! My investment group is going to swoop in and buy all those mattel penny stocks and make every division make the next tickle me spinner! or a barbie that sits and spins (heh heh). You'll all be told to shut your mouths and walk out the door while I lead a fire sale of uselessness and redundancy. I will personally take a giant hole punch and make every parachute look like a golden piece of swiss cheese and laugh like an evil villain with my waxed handlebar mustache as they plummet to earth and go splat. I will personally fatten SL back up to her orca sized weight and hire some teamsters to push her off the roof with her parachute!! When I am king you will all be the first up against the wall.
Believe it or not, me too OP.
Trust me guys, I have over 1 billion dollars that I'm also planning on investing in MAT stock as soon as the price drops below $20 a share. Once I'm the majority share holder, well lets just say you're not going to be happy about some of the changes I have in mind for the company.
Sickly company with ineptness at the top. Not a place to invest no matter the price. I'm an investor and the posts here have been a leading indicator.