Thread regarding Halliburton Co. layoffs

Uncle Dave's Upcoming Big Announcement About A "Technological Breakthrough"

Will be to reveal that Halliburton research has come up with a method to allow the customer to choose a color of the cement slurry will compliment, or enhance the 'mood' of the well being constructed.

Saying that "for too long, our customer base has been limited to only the tedium of using various shades of gray cement slurries, and in today's world, gray is NOT enough and I, and Halliburton, are proud to announce that they can now choose from a wide, and exciting palette of color choices for their projects".

Mr. Lesar continued on by saying "This is the type of technological leadership that made Halliburton the Number THREE service company, and part of the legacy that I am proud to pass on to Mr. Miller".

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Colored cement and things like that will be what moves Halliburton to the # 13 position. What a total fool Lesar is if he is pushing this. The customer wants operators in the field that know what the hell they are doing with out reading a process manual and are not ego freaks with crap attitudes. These current operators don't even have anyone back at the office now days to ask questions of, the ones in the office hove no idea - and DON'T CARE.

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Can we get the cement eucalyptus scented? That would just make everything so chill.

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