Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

The Downturn - Extrait de Parfum

This fragrance captures the emotions of working in an oil industry office during devastatingly low oil prices into a bottle. It features hints of forehead sweat, adrenalin, cortisol, xanax, merlot, oatmeal stout, car exhaust, reflecting pond water, and steaming piles of management BS. The perfect scent to wear to your mid-year review!

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Coming soon from Xyrena!

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Post ID: @OP+NVuvvNr

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Op, you need to throw in the crop dusters essences whom walk around looking busy.

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Post ID: @3hfd+NVuvvNr

And some of the managers toxic crap they spread around

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Post ID: @2amg+NVuvvNr

I think it needs to capture a little bit of the butt sniffing that increases as people get concerned about their jobs.

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Post ID: @1mzz+NVuvvNr

LOL. Thanks for the laugh!

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