The stock price is $68/share, and WTI crude oil is $47/barrel as of June 2, 2017. There is obviously no f*cking highly compressed coiled spring. Now, what are you gonna do? Laying off more people to keep your ridiculous paycheck?
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The sense of schadenfreude I get when reading this is great first thing in the morning when having breakfast. It's like feeding an addiction.
6 months i reckon gone by Nov / Dec when they see Q2 and Q3 results and then Q4 looking low he will no doubt resign for a job somewhere else "honestly i never got fired"
Question is who else will be fired between now and then as he attempts to please the shareholders......
My next idea is to scratch my b----.
I know! Let's have a team building exercise! As long as it doesn't cost very much.
All employees will get a Customized Glass Award Plaque, 'Joe Schmoo, Petroleum Engineer, 2008-2017', a letter awarding you 1000 sh of Stock Options at $92/sh, and a 5X7 photograph of you, your manager and HR guy taken in the lobby of your building.
My next move will be get the last drop of slb bag before i open my own company.