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Is it OK to watch movies on my company laptop computer ?

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Men with style and good breeding find a partner. Childish men, wankers, perverts, freaks and fruit cakes watch porn because no one would want to waste their time with people so disgusting and immature.

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Post ID: @7zwf+MiE8SAJ

SLB encourages you to watch movies on laptop

case example: CEO publishing a desktop icon to watch movie. This guy has his own media production team to make him look good. You just have to lay of 3-5 blue collar employees to cover cost. viola!

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Post ID: @7jxj+MiE8SAJ

-2fee,

I think you are just jealous that you don't have more opportunities to watch porn.

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Post ID: @4eup+MiE8SAJ

Back in my SLB days I watched plenty of dirty movies on my laptop but never when connected to the internet. Also made sure recent documents was scrubbed properly.

Never had a problem.

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Post ID: @3jst+MiE8SAJ

Every single company laptop is monitored and we know exactly what you are watching at any given time. Your are toast my friend. Goodnight and I hope you enjoyed your short career.

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Post ID: @3pcm+MiE8SAJ

Then don't watch movies on work laptop

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Post ID: @2for+MiE8SAJ

wow, your family must be proud of you watching disgusting flicks

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Post ID: @2fee+MiE8SAJ

sure as long as they are high quality porns, did it all the times

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Post ID: @1dqt+MiE8SAJ

This post is like it's been written by sniggering schoolboys.

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Post ID: @1jqs+MiE8SAJ

I am worried I may be in trouble for watching a movie that is not allowed. We were in the rig and really bored waiting for a cement job to finish and we watched a dirty movie with some mud loggers and now it seems somebody is spying on me in the computer watching my every move. Can I be fired for this? We were also drinking heavily that night but I don't think any body from the company is aware of that

I can't afford to lose my job at this time and don't know whether I should go to my boss and apologize for this. What do you all think?

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Post ID: @1eau+MiE8SAJ

Depends on the rating of the movie. Rated XXX, maybe not. I would say rated R and blow should be ok.

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Post ID: @1sse+MiE8SAJ

You should definitely watch movies on your company laptop if you are an MWD hand for D&M! Some people refer to it as Measurement While Drilling, in the field it is more commonly known as Movie Watching Dude. Case closed.

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Post ID: @zby+MiE8SAJ

What kind of movies are to watching ? HSE movies should be fine as are any reruns of Paals webcasts.

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Post ID: @umn+MiE8SAJ

Would they be able to track what movies I am watching?

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