This is not a fire sale
We offer a compelling case for investors
We have a world class ELT
Accountability
We are beating our peer group in the downturn
We are fast followers
There will be no more layoffs
Our CEO is worth $21 million
...feel free to add on but I think you get the point
Valuing all people, unless you look at me the wring way, and then your job is mine at the next round of layoffs.
Here's a few:
Ratings reflect performance and getting a 3 means you are doing a great job!
Promotions are no longer frozen.
Eagle Ford is profitable.
Ethics violations are taken seriously and people who bring forward information will not be retaliated against.
This whole line of argument is brilliant! Yes, we have Alternative Facts. In fact, we provide an alternative to the rest of the oil industry!
Best post I have ever seen on this site!!!!
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Thanks @LuA you added three more COP alternative facts - aka lies!!!
Smart growth (anyone can spend no money and say it is a strategy when you are just flat broke)
Superior returns (need i point out the dismal stock performance?)
Spirit values (toadies rule at COP! throw anyone under the bus to save yourself)
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I can't find the p--p emoji, but will add that you are full of s##t!!! Yes, I get the point and the sarcasm is duly noted!
Smart Growth, Superior Returns, SPIRIT Values.....
Yeah I get the point. These are "alternitive facts"