Thursdays: School Wide Happy hour at a local pub
Discontinue the incoming student kits & just hand out Kindles to all new students
Replace student store with a actual study cafe with donuts and cookies
(it would be more profitable than the student store)
Sushi Wednesdays
Start a sports team!
Free color prints all sizes
Fridays: Date Night / Movie in the library with wine, beer, and cheese
Grade book would actually work on your cell phone
Two week breaks between quarters
Lower the cost of tuition to half !