I went into work early on Tuesday. As I was walking by a break room I eavesdropped on a conversation between two (unnamed) executives.
Exec 1: Do you know what we're giving them for Christmas this year?
Exec 2: No What?
Exec 1: Hypothermia
Exec 1 & 2: Uncontrollable laughter
Oh how I wanted so bad to walk in and join the laughter and then really give them a piece of my mind!! JERKS!