Devon to start chipping employees
By the end of 2017, 55% of all Devon salaried employees will have a gps chip implanted in their buttocks.
By 2018 Newpark employees, hourly, exempt and non-exempt will all be chipped, Newpark will have the ability to know where you are and what you are doing at all times, I hear they will also be able to take stool samples and a quarterly health report as well.
What a great place to work!