Its a minor bump and I can get it fixed quickly but I will have to pay for that out of my own money!! but nobody will ever know. Or I report it and take the chance they don't check my phone record at the recorded time of the accident as it shows me talking. My damn wife called me at the wrong time and told me about a problem that made me crash (she wants to divorce me and take the kids with her - I admit I have had 7 affairs in the past year but thats because of work stress and never knowing when you could be laid off) Do they usually check this? Anybody got experience with this type of situation and would they understand if I explained to them the emotional stress of my wife leaving me?
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I could have been a boss if they some good talent spotters but they let me slip by those dumb--sses . Anyway weatherford are much more professional and have recognized my talent and signed me up.
This guy is definitely VP material in SLB. Why are they letting him go?
Sorry guy but you made your bed now lie in it. I hope I never work with you but the way slb makes decisions you'll probably end up being my manager.
"I'm my own boss". Really?? Then why go crawling to Weatherford? You are like a toddler who believes that negative attention is better than no attention. Nobody on this thread is jealous of you. But at least you seem to care about the environment.... because you like recycling old posts about the exact same topic. Looking forward to you dusting this off and reusing it in 6 months, or on another board, or wherever you're trying to pitch this story.
You need to find Jesus Christ and accept Him as your personal Lord and Savior.
sounds like a lot of jealousy of me on here??? Just because I don't take no slb blueshit and I am my own man. Hey, it works for me dude and I will always drive and talk on my phone and why not? I am a rebel and my own boss and always will be
big assssshole
Its not this idiot who needs to stay safe its everybody else who comes in contact with him on the road. He probably drinks alcohol and drives as well as talking on his phone
get a hands free phone please and stay safe
what do you know what I did or didnt do? I needed to get out of this blue hell and guess what?
weatherford just offered me a new job with my own truck. woohoo!
Here I come back to the oilfield again . enjoy your time in the blue hell
Funny that you were worried about your phone's memory. Anybody with a brain knows how to fix the phone, but you didn't. What an idiot. You can't even make up a believable sorry. Stick to children's books.
duh! you think I am that stupid dumb--s? I fixed that problem easy and everybody knows how to get that done with the right contact and a bit of money
Hey, little troll, you forgot to mention one little bit of information. You forgot to say how you rigged the black box that is in EVERY company vehicle. I know a guy that borrowed the company pickup and was speeding in town. Before the next morning, he and his boss and his boss had an a$$chewing waiting in their inbox and a Quest action report. These black boxes know all and tell all. So why don't you get off your computer/cell phone and get back to work. And it's oblivious you don't have a company vehicle. You probably don't have a wife of a girlfriend.
You could have killed somebody you big no good sob. You behave like this at work and you treat your wife like a piece of meat so one wonders why schlumberger ever hired a total reprobate like you in the first place. We need to check our hiring procedures to make sure we never employ such a low life creature again. You are the most loathsome employee it has ever been my displeasure to come across. You should be in jail never mind going to work for another company and our others people's lives at risk
Good to see somebody standing up to the big blue machine . Well done
Schlumberger hates rebels
Way to go brother ! Tell em straight and show em who's boss
I make my own rules and schlumberger pays because that's the way I like it and I am in charge here
They made me pay for my own phone so I can talk on it when I like
I don't take any bs from the blue sickness - I am the rebel in charge of me dude
Make your own rules bs? You wouldn't have ever thought of paying for damage out of your own pocket if that was the case. So I hope your new girlfriend isn't scared of getting the creeping crude from you. Obviously you can't keep it zipped up!
Well done for standing up to big blue and not taking the corporate BS we all have to. I wish I had the guts to do it my way but I can't afford to lose my job!
I make my own rules buddy and right now I don't need approval to use the toilet - enjoy your time in scumberger
Like I said before, I think your post is b.s., and you are b.s. However, when you work for any company and you piss on the company rules, expect to get canned. Weatherford can have you. My time at SLB my be short, it may be long..... but whenever I do leave, I'm not going out like an a--. You seem like a little b--ch "It's my wife's fault I crashed". "It's Schlumberger's fault that I can't keep my pants zipped". If your story is true, your wife and SLB are better off without your whiny, crybaby punk a--. Yeah, I'm jealous that I'm not a pos.
hey buddy sounds like you are jealous because I am a rebel who don't take crap from anybody including HSE bosses and I may soon be working for a better company than schlumberger who treat their people real good.
no more quest investigations and I hear they let you do what you want with your truck and don't worry about stupid things like talking on your phone when you have a real emergency and need to drive somewhere quick to save a situation , thats a real deal people company to work for. I truly hope i get the job with them and you enjoy your slave relationship to big blue doesnt care about you company. they will fire you sooner or later boy
This is the one who called bs on you. I think it's still bs but on the very small chance that it's not... I'm glad to hear that SLB has dumped a garbage employee on the Weatherford trash heap. I hope you wrap your new company vehicle around the nearest telephone pole. BTW, you do know that Weatherford will contact SLB for a safety background check, don't you? Better get some comfortable shoes, you'll be standing in the unemployment line before you know it!
just got off the phone with my buddy in weatherford and have an interview for a new position on Monday and the job includes a truck as part of the benefits!
Going out to celebrate with my new girlfriend!!!
It feels good to be out of schlumberger even if it wast on my terms - they treat me like crap. You would think I killed somebody
Cell phone use while driving... Always follow policy... Wife wants a divorce after you had multiple affairs...Karma or you are just bored.
Today I was fired by the company. Thank you all for the bad advice that cost me my job. Honesty is the best policy and always comply with company policy.
To the s---er who said this is a fake post - all I can say is up yours jerk off. You may be next buddy
Hey whats bothering you brother? I wish this was not as serious as it is and my job would not be on the line today. I don't make up stories about losing my career!!! If you don't like it or you work for Schlumberger HR then you don't have to read it. Go find someone else to take your rage out on
I'm calling bullsh!t on this post. A VERY similar b.s. story was posted months ago. OP.... have you nothing better to do with your time? You're probably that guy who spends Christmas on a busted recliner, eating leftover takeout while watching porn, because nobody likes you. Please desperately seek attention elsewhere.
Dude your ate so canned. Sorry bout your luck. But damn 7 affairs is inexcusable. Regardless of stress. Policy is policy good luck on future endeavors you will need it
Glad to hear that u r going to get fired. One down more to go.
by the way, yes 7 affairs but you don't know my wife. she is a nightmare of a women, always drunk and doesnt work. she is an ex vp from weatherford and just got a huge lay off payment and now she wants to divorce me after me taking care of her for so long when she was studying for her phd
I will let you all know how it goes tomorrow
Don't pay out of your own pocket to fix a company truck. This is what you can do. Fake a car theft situation and junk that b--ch. As long as you have a police report, that ain't your fault.
Uh, seven affairs and you crash when your wife says she wants to divorce you?
Mmmmm, okay.
Start looking for another job now.
Just piss yourself when the HSE guy shows up. Maybe he will have some sympathy!!
Thanks for the feedback guys. I decided to report this as being hit in the car lot and take it from there as I don't want to pay for the repairs out of my own money.
I have a meeting with the HSE guy tomorrow morning and he has asked me to bring my phone with me! Now I am getting worried about this. Any other ideas how to erase my call history or some other excuse?
He also asked me to bring evidence of the car park lot I was in, receipts for parking, shopping etc. I don't know why he is asking for all this kind of info. I f I had known that I may not have went down this road....not sure what options I have now other than play the emotionally stressed card
If it's minor- someone hit in in a parking lot....
Dead man walkin'....
Go have a few drinks. When Sh$t faced call you bosses boss and report that you were out with your boss and he crashed your truck! You should be ok. Here in EAF this is a normal occurrence.
Good luck and please let us know how it turns out!