Next Week is LAYOFFTACULAR!!!! Decorate your own personal box to carry your personel items home or to the Department of Economic Security!!! Voting will be held on Friday to Celebrate which one of you had the most creative box. Mr. or Ms Congenitally will also be selected by judging who had the biggest-friendliest smile on the way out. That is not ALL!!! All employees layed off will still be eligible if nominated for next quarter's Director Award. You say, is that all and I say no!!! There is more!!! Each Layed off employee will be given a laminated full size letter of recommendation to be used during the interview process for new employment. Wow does it get any better than this? YES!!! You will also receive a bright red WE RISE button you can clip to your clothing to show future employers that you can meet the challenge and multitask!! We Wish You All the Best in Your Future Endeavors!!!!
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The Mexiho with dat fat pooter likes to give blumpkins in the menz sh-- shack.
Pumpkin pumpkin who has the Pumpkin?
I gonna to sh-- on the bull dykes desk b4 i scoot.
I heard someones bringing a surprise for the boss
thank you, it pretty much sums it up
We all need to laugh at this crappy situation
This is really funny. I needed the laugh. Thanks!
We Rise up and get our stuff and head for home