Hey Mike, how about taking some of your plant manager bonus money and hiring some kids to mow the lawn? It's EMBARRASSING!!
Or, get some of your buddy system managers to do it seeing as though there's PLENTY OF THEM standing around with nothing to do.
By the time we get the paper work required to mow the grass together it would be quitting time and we will just have to start over the next day. Not to mention the training required to take on a task such as this.
I have some volunsteers.
Welcome to RES budget cuts. Next, you'll have to bring your own toilet paper.
I'd do it, but they don't offer a training class on it, and it looks dangerous.
Why don't you go mow it, you don't have anything better to do.
The pumps pgls is too busy planting two lips to do any weed pulling.