I would like to know when bonuses will be sent out. I have contractors waiting to start installing my pool. Geez !!
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I hear that there is a Barbie pool at Walmart you should check into that.
Landmark a s--t show? Man is that an understatement! That software is buggier than a 10 day old elephant corpse😀
Sh--Show, that's funny.
Hey Jeffie, Dave here. Thanks for the lovely offer but I'm going to have to take a rain check on the hummer. As you know, I have recently promoted Landmark Nags and he has offered to get a long overdue full body wax and succumb to the HAL bone-us expected in that new role.
This won't be cheap as we will have to continue to bribe our government officials to maintain his visa status even though just about any half-assed college educated American could do a much better job running that Sh---Show of a PSL.
But I've always wanted a good helping of dark meat. I know we're running low on cash since my Baker boner, but I think our shareholders will benefit in the longrun considering how much more relaxed I will be.
And as you know, I an the god off HAL.
Hey Jeff, !!! You are a real sicko. Nobody plays with beach balls anymore.
It's two words now, BONE-US.
Hey Davie, Jeff here. Let me know when it's done and I'll come over in my red bikini and prance around for you with a beach ball.
I remember how much you like that. There will also be a hummer in it for you (and I ain't talking about my new vehicle if you know what I mean)😍
F-- you Dave !!!! I want a pool but I don't have money !!! I'm going back to Iran you bastard !!
My bonus is based on the percentage of the workforce I am able to cut and still maintain operations. I will cut deep to get my pool.
oh dave, such a joker you are. good one sir. haha. but really, why draw that from your bonus? when you can raise the dividend per share for the quarter and draw upon that? and if i may add sir, that option shouldn't require but a minimal amount of cuts to be made to move the funds around.
The bonus is your not laid off yet, better get a payment plan.