If you want to continue with your COP employment, then you need to adopt the new SPIRIT values that will make you a valued employee, and the least likely to be laid off EVER.
S = Sycophancy
P = Pedantic
I = Incompetent
R = Related
I = Incestuous
T = Teabagger
... but Sh-- has a much better analogy around it:
the company is circling the drain
the personality of the "tenured" colleagues
the company is a cesspool
I'm thinking more along the lines of SPURT, where the U is for Useless
Dude, I don't give a Sh--
OMG! Before you attack someone else's grammar, you should make sure you know how to spell.
This is too accurate.
Truth
Y'all have a grammer problem first ...
teabagger? you'll got a homo problem?
The ConocoPhillips Sh-- values, because if you adhere to them you are a total "Sh--!"
S = Sycophancy
H = Hypocrit
I = Incestuous
T = Teabagger
Right on! Sad, but true...COP will screw you
This is excellent.
I liked the idea from a previous post that wanted to add an H for hypocritical into the SPIRIT values. It best represents COP if the word is misspelled anyways...
We've got SPHIRIT yes we do, we've got SPHIRIT, how about you!?!?