Thread regarding Schlumberger Ltd. layoffs

Lunch and layoffs

The concept of lunch and layoffs is being thought upon. It's a humane way of telling someone about the business and job loss.

Do you guys think the company is going above and beyond in employee satisfaction by this innovative initiative? Managers are willing to do a steak lunch too with open bars.

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It's like Auchswitz gas chambers. Violinists play as you walk to get gassed.

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Post ID: @6vub+JRcgcAc

I was surprised when one of the managers took a bunch of the field engineers out to lunch, even trainees at CGC. This must be it.

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Post ID: @5fcm+JRcgcAc

lol - would actually be good idea as those doing the firing know now it is not personal it is just business. Plus for the last five years nobody has been buying anybody anything even lunch due to "cost management" at least this way you get to say farewell and good luck!

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Post ID: @4yan+JRcgcAc

Sure, they will happily offer you their doggy bag.

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Post ID: @3rvm+JRcgcAc

Id buy my managers lunch if they would offer me a buyout package

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Post ID: @3pau+JRcgcAc

Top line 2016 KPOs: Keepsguard Pays no

Oilmen's supper.

So, be nice and do one last effort for the company. Pay the bill and leave a tip before you leave.

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Post ID: @3srh+JRcgcAc

WE are the ones paying for these lunches. No pay increases, no improvements to facilities, cutting corners everywhere (except the ivory tower)

enjoy your sandwich

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Post ID: @3jjp+JRcgcAc

No, not yet. They are out for lunch...

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Post ID: @3omq+JRcgcAc

any info on impending SIS sale?

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Post ID: @2mqb+JRcgcAc

who pays for the food?

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Post ID: @2pgh+JRcgcAc

Will you be suspended if you burp and fired if you fart near N+1?

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Post ID: @1jcr+JRcgcAc

I'm pissing myself stupid, I thought there were no jokes left to tell, but that one is priceless :) :)

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Post ID: @1sxx+JRcgcAc

Bad idea. Steak knives are really sharp.

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Post ID: @1zsn+JRcgcAc

have a life man

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