How would you rate your current employers to a future prospect?
Do you enjoy waking up everyday and coming to work?
Thanks
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I wouldn't cross the street to piss on it, if the place was on fire.
4/10
I love my manager but hate the transformation management and doing 4 people job for price of 1 and no raise. Bunch of crooked
I'm very satisfied with SLB. Easily a 9/10 if not a 10/10. My only reservation about the company is the wounds in my back never seem to heal before new ones appear. Other than that, no complaints. Love my N+1, adore my N+2, HR, and all the team leads.
Scumberger 0/10
I'm confident that the big survey will show every employee is very happy.
As a company used to be 9/10, now 5/10 average
As an employee 5/10- average just like everyone else.
You believe or you are told SLB is better than everyone else it is a great big con.
Tru Schlum-burrrrrrrger (if we are playin slang naming) is multinational company , so is halibutt and bakerHooser (like it better)
Schlumburgur : 7/10 i rate high because i only work 1 max 2 hour per day and rest is just schmooozing on gchat
I hate being a value driven person after how slb is running their management.
P.s. key to staying alive: make presentations look "aliiiiiive" . They get high on that sh--
SLB is a multinational company with operations all over the world but, if you prefer home cooking beware that HalliButt and BakerDonuts have also been toasting badly their staff ...
Btw, do you remember Ken Lay, a Texas star, a Wall Street and Bush darling... but what a fiasco on an epic scale Enron became... That one you should be proud of, 100% homemade.
It is always wise to judge people by what they are and not by where they came from.
can you include negative numbers?
666: I wish SLB to be responsible for next Maccondo type of accident - to get bankrupt and get purchased by HAL, BHI and so on, by parts - and all frenchy frogs to get fired.
My rating is 666
Honestly its bad if i have to question myself if i feel like even working when coming to my desk? Im there because i have friends as colleagues...
Otherwise 5/10
Location: houston
That's a funny question. I would never suggest to any of my friends they work for SLB. Terrible place.