Lay me off please... I am tired...
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Can I have a bobblehead doll too?
Really "Uncle Dave"? Are you 12 years old or is that where your mental development peaked? You're about as funny as a fart at a funeral.
F**k you uncle Dave!
To tired to quit
Hello Tired Employee! It's your Uncle Dave here. Please have this very limited edition Uncle Dave Bobblehead doll to help boost up your morale. Also, don't ever think of quitting, since we pride ourselves in letting go those cheerful, energetic, and highly productive employees who are shocked when we throw the red folder at them (we always get a chuckle in upper management when we review the videos after). If all demoralized employees quit, than it would just be myself, Jeff, and Lawrence here, and no work would ever get done.
why quit Madhatter ? why shouldnt we get our share of the cash that the the management are throwing away ? at least we work for haliburton not baker hughes.
It's come to a point where I want to be laid off too
Then quit