Bring in Dexter yo.
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I'm picnicking.
Are you panicking?
Naming these cuts after expensive gems because the execs are getting rich off the temporary stock price jumps each time.
Wow, Oct. 12th, project ruby. What's the target of headcount reduction, another 10-15% or much lower??
LMFAO. The last one was code named project sapphire. I hear product, several ops groups, IT big time, finance. Targets for the slaughter. Names have been sent so there's no point in worrying about it now. If you get rubied go take a vacation. It'll be the end of the journey at NetApp not the end of the world.
"Project Ruby"
Again?
Fake
If you know a date, you have to know more about who will be impacted. We all know it's coming so give more details of you got them.