For Dave and management. Captain Dave. Thank you sir. May I have another one. Lol
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Captain Dave and First Officer Jeff.
Has a nice ring to it. Lol
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Captain Dave.
Commands the mighty red ship through hurricane force seas. It takes all of Captain Dave's skill, determination, and a John Wayne attitude to command the mighty ship Halliburton.
But the ship is in dire danger of sinking due to the fact t it's overweight. He commands his second officer Jeff to disperse with the vast majority of men and women who make the big red ship run. Now Captain Dave and first officer Jeff have saved the big red ship. Captain Dave ask first officer Jeff. How do we fuel the big red ship? Since we layed off the crew. Jeff says I don't know
But before we run out of fuel, we can rehire the crew. I know they are sitting by there cell phone waiting for our call. Like all the times before.
Lol. Love Jeff.
Sorry to disappoint you, but Captain Dave is a complete and utter moron.
Rumor has it he spends most of his day cowering in a corner of his office over an Obama voodoo doll that has a DOJ T-shirt sticking it with pins and muttering to himself about "what could have been".
Hey Dave! Snap out of it for Christs sake. If that spineless BOD was going to can you, they would have done so by now.
And remember you are Chairman of the Board after all.
if you weren't, the empire would have been mine by now!
Love Jeff
PS I hear Weathford is for sale. Let's throw them an offer they can't refuse. Say 200% over the current market capitalization.
And we will sweeten it with a $10 Billion buyout clause.
How can we loose.