Good day, Peons!! It's 8:45 AM in Dubai, and I love the smell of my seed dripping out of a goats assin the morning. What a day I have planned!! I have a very important 5 minute call with my good manservant, Jeff Miller, to fire another 20,000 of you worthless fracks. Afterwards, I have the rest of the day trying to domesticate my new house pet, Kevin the Cunt.
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You bunch of IDIOTS!!!
oh bama, so sad, so pathetic, so low energy
Ha Ha look at all you losers. Just lost your job. Worthless republican, conservative trash. Repeat after me, not once but twice, Obama was right. Just got owned by Obama.
oh yeah, synonomous with the best cement in the history of what started out as a cement company.
"My only concern peons is my legacy. I'll burn this company to the ground to ensure of it"
You know, this really could have been written by Uncle Dave himself!
My only concern peons is my legacy. I'll burn this company to the ground to ensure of it.
still amazed he hasn't been asked to step down after blowing 3.5 bil in a bad mkt. tells me the entire board enjoyed blowing that sorta doe..
Uncle Dave's Majik. Is on the money. Halliburton was once the best. Now it's riding on its past reputation.
Look for customers to go with smaller companies ran by ex Halliburton,BJ personal.
I see a future for Halliburton to spend a boat load of money on poor quality work And dissatisfied customers
hi dave , so tell us dave, what is it boxers or briefs?? hey, did you ever consider maybe spending that 3.5 bill, on buying up some smaller tool companies?? hmmmmmm?
Hail to the King, baby!!
Do you air dry or blow dry?
Maybe Uncle Dave's 'majik' is wearing off with the customer base. Hopefully, they are realizing that they can get better service quality and customer commitment from those smaller service companies, who were founded by ex-Halliburton employees, who remember that the customer comes first, and who can provide a service comparable to what Halliburton USED to provide.
Halliburton's name recognition, and PAST reputation do NOT guarantee QUALITY. The ONLY things that they do ensure, are high prices and mediocre performance.
has all the excitement of washing your hair doesn't it - wet lather rinse repeat. wet lather rinse repeat, except rather than doing this every saturday nite for noticeable results, you do it once a quarter hoping no one notices.