HR would like to take this opportunity to introduce with ouExclusive, EXTREMELY LIMITED edition of our highly successful "Bobblehead Dave" doll!
Be the first in YOUR department to get your "Management Dave" bobblehead. He will be something YOU will be proud to display on your desk or dash. This edition will have Dave resplendent wearing a tuxedo, top hat, monacle, and carrying a 18 ct, gold plated cane!
Contact HR today, and for a small deposit of $99.99, YOU can be among the first to show YOUR appreciation for his leadership. Remember that there is "Joy thru Work".