Thread regarding Halliburton Co. layoffs

Fresh From The Success of "BobbleHead Dave", HR Wishes To Introduce "Halliburton Monopoly"

Learn much sought after management skills from playing, Not only will the board include spaces of the few profitable PSLs that are keeping the company afloat, but the board will also include the acquisitions that have proven to be TOTAL failures, But not to worry, anyone landing on one of these drags, is STILL guaranteed to be well compensated. Be there as you land on Dave's Space, where "employees are our most valuable asset", but DO NOT land on the HR square, "Go directly to HR, Do NOT pass GO" Enjoy the excitement of squandering multiple BILLIONS of dollars, and being REWARDED for it! Playing pieces include a miniature "BobbleHead Dave", and additional Halliburton icons as an HT-400, a very radioactive logging source, and unrecognizable pieces of an Obsidian Frac Plug.

Contact HR today for YOUR own Halliburton Monopoly game, the first 100 will be signed by Uncle Dave himself, and ALL this for the low, low, introductory price of $39.99. SEE HR TODAY!

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Post ID: @OP+IgosSfB

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Go right ahead because the IRS can't spell proffitt. Oh, and neither can you.

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Post ID: @2ypk+IgosSfB

Can I sale tools to my own warehouse and record it as Proffitt?

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Post ID: @2blx+IgosSfB

Wow, this game sure sounds a lot like the Real Estate Services Department,

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Post ID: @2dwy+IgosSfB

The game also comes with default players (called managers) that have to be included in a game, cannot be removed, but yet do nothing but sit there. Just like most PSL managers they aren't worth a bucket of warm spit. Some of the managers come with yes men below them who collect kickbacks from wireline truck vendors, waste valuable office space and get to drive cars (tokens) around the board doing nothing.

Other default players, build mini empires of yes men with which to fill their office cubicles with. These mini empires suck profit from the players like a bad tax.

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Post ID: @1pob+IgosSfB

I want hotels on Bored Walk and Dark Place

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Post ID: @1uam+IgosSfB

that would be like a DOJ - Get out of jail card. Good idea, any suggestions.

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Post ID: @1wqa+IgosSfB

How many "get out of jail free" cards are included?

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Post ID: @1qys+IgosSfB

great idea, start a list - pass go, collect yearly bonus of $57.95 before taxes, roll dice for successful trip, guar gum futures slide lose turn, deepwater go back 20 places and lose turn, and acquisitions? fuh-ged-a-bout-it.

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Post ID: @1ssv+IgosSfB

yawn

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