If you guys spent as much time filling out HEROES and audits as you do on the layoff, the company wouldn't be it the place it is now! Now go out there and make a difference!
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Are you "optimizing" the flow time of the touchless water spigots in the restrooms?
Yes, but re-Porpoise'd 🐬 lives make a bigger difference!
Why, when people up the chain will take full credit!
Engineers always so c---y!
Why am I the only one with work still??
Guess it's time to join me on the optimization bandwagon.
Don't fear, cause i'll take care of you.
I do d some hazardous clean up work last week. Took upon myself to lean up the gum under one of the conference rooms's chairs! Now that is proactive!
Kind of true though no work to do.
Porpoise'd 🐬 lives make a difference!
Why don't all of you quit whining and stop wasting company time on this site and get back to work!
Where exactly do purpose they get this work? There is nooooo work genius