Thread regarding Baker Hughes Inc. layoffs

Relax

We just won a contract to build a Dyson Sphere.

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Post ID: @OP+ITc6wp4

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Remind me to convert everything I have to cash and take it back with me to 2012. Remind me also to short oil in May 2014.

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Post ID: @1evh+ITc6wp4

No need to travel to Mercury then. We can all just go back to 2012 and forget about all this.

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Post ID: @1ryu+ITc6wp4

Travelling to Mercury will be a piece of cake once BoD develop their 1.21 Gigawatt flux capacitor.

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Post ID: @1kdg+ITc6wp4

Sorry. People still remember Triuva Kapitalverwaltungsgesellschaft. The mining contractor will be either Rio Tinto or Chine Shenhua Energy. Too bad BHI falsified the mill certs. Now it has come home to roost.

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Post ID: @1sns+ITc6wp4

British Engineering at it's finest.

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Post ID: @sch+ITc6wp4

A Dyson Swarm is more feasible. But it will mean mining Mercury. What sort of rates are BH going to offer employees for going there?

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Post ID: @bmz+ITc6wp4

Any rooms for goats ?

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Post ID: @owd+ITc6wp4

Great news for BOD. Those guys are so high they won't have to commute to work.

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Post ID: @vvp+ITc6wp4

How many we gunna build buddy, Can't wait

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Post ID: @grn+ITc6wp4

Is that the new model of the vacuum cleaner? I really love my Dyson Cinetic Big Ball.

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