Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

"split milk" ?????? good God they hire these simpletons?

3nzf....idiot.

I consider my present job setting in downtown Houston a hardship location. My supervisor is a complete A-hole and busts my balls everyday. That's hardshipand I demand my pay increase?

More like $500k in two years in a hardship location. Three years in Europe, Oz, Copacabana, etc.

Agreed many folks overpaid - and if you nab a hardship overseas assignment you can easily save 500k in 3 years

Did you know there is a secret hidden elevator in both the 1500 Louisiana and 1400 Smith buildings in downtown Houston? They are express non-stop elevators that run from inside corner offices on the first office floor to the top office floor in both buildings. They were meant to be secret because the elevators are located inside what appears to be small corner office or storage rooms on top and bottom floors. Inside thes rooms, the elevator door is disguised. It is actually behind a common, but wider than normal wood door. I have a friend who is in the elevator maintenance and repair business. He told me this story a few days ago when I ran into him at a downtown bar. He heard it from another guy in the business whose company has the contract for servicing the Chevron building elevators. I know these buildings were built for Enron. I'm wondering if these secret express elevators were meant as escape elevators in the event of a fire, terrorism, or simply for fleeing from justice? Interesting.

It is not Exxon

How deep are the cuts at CPL? How many are employed there now and how many will have to go?

With the CPL layoffs, CVX could spike up this week.

The best thing about Chevron is that it's not BP. That's about it.

Tonight in your dreams it will hit $150. Don't forget to cash out, else you'll wake up disappointed that you didn't.

When will Chevron stock price go upto $150?

Obviously not "high marks in Bachelor's and Master's" and most probably no high school GED either. Just an illiterate troll spouting gibberish. They are a dime a dozen here..............

The greatest thing about Chevron is not working there anymore.

obviously not a PHD in English

Chevron is a hopeless company it will be bancrupt soon. Laid off great people and kept nincompoops. Why I say that I was laid off but got enrollment into PhD because of my high marks in Bachelor's and Master's.

@IT7Bx49-juf, So you think that being useless and wasting your life is something to brag about? Wow!! You can't make this stuff up!!! Next thing you read, there will be people on here posting about how much they can sponge off of entitlement programs and take donated goods and services under false pretenses, like looters after a catastrophe, preventing the poor needy from getting what they require. What a pathetic leech on honest hard-working society.

I like when you blow me. If you did not blow me it would not be worth it.

What I like best about Chevron is having reached my financial goal of retiring in 2016 after 36 years and being lucky enough to get laid off. I got to retire with a one year severance bonus and 6 months of subsidized Cobra medical insurance. Another cherry was being able to milk to state for 6 months of unemployment too. Life is gooooood.

Getting the overpaid salary and benefits is definitely the top reason to like Chevron. A few folks I'm sure will say the salary is fair because they are engineers and they are this or that. Fine, but over 90% of everyone else and Chevron is overpaid and we know it, right? What else do I like about Chevron?

1) Easily being able to outwit my supervisor and get good salary increases every year.

2) Taking frequent 90 minute lunch breaks without having to explain anything to the boss.

3) Being able to spend 3 hours a day on the Internet without consequence.

4) Low cost Chevron-subsidized vanpool service promptly departing the office at 4:00.

I can probably name a few more, but those four are good for starters.

OP. You are a DS. Call me if you don't know what that means.