Why the hell are we spending money on furnishings for a new office space with popcorn makers and other frivolous crap? If management truly wants to cut spending, then why spend on this stuff? No one from the upper floors even wants to go or use this space when perfectly good meeting rooms and collaboration space is available on each floor already.
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7:30 am - Sit down at new ergonomic furniture and review Facebook, Insta, Snapchat posts
8:30 am - Get mocha latte, and a snack
10:00 am - Go to gym
11:30 am - Lunch
2:30 pm - Time for a smoothie
4:00 pm - Finish work but stay late to update Facebook page and tweet about the day
5:30 pm - Go home after a tough day at the office
Yes, I deserve that pay raise and bonus because I am entitled and if you don't think I am then I may file a complaint against you because you are harassing me.
I like popcorn
All y'all old folks just don't get it.
Ya don't like it, move out, and make space for change.
These days, you need all that frivolous crap to attract Millennials, who all want to "work" at Google, with free time, flex hours, free snacks and drinks all day long, a kitcheonette to cook up their lunches and warm snacks. Don't forget to install a gymnasium and workout room to work off the calories from all the snacks and sweet sugary drinks.