Thread regarding Halliburton Co. layoffs

Breaking News! Halliburton Announces Intent Of Acquiring Schlumberger

Mr. Dave Lesar, CEO of oilfield services giant Halliburton today announced his proposed buyout of #1 oilfield services company Schlumberger, saying that "it is time to admit that it was a mistake to go after a less capable company such as Baker Hughes, and upon this realization, we decided that if Halliburton is destined to become the Number 1 company in our field, we must go after the acknowledged leader.

Mr. Lesar did not disclose the anticipated purchase price, but did say that he thanks all of Halliburton's employees, both past and present, for making it possible.

"It will be a legacy for the history books", Mr Lesar said in closing.

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Post ID: @OP+I8hgaHL

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We are the ones with the cash in the bank. Thank you what a bunch of muppets $3.5 billion easy money you lot might as well buy Burger King.

Yee ha cowboy

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Post ID: @3ybs+I8hgaHL

Crackerhead is not a genius. Just another pole smoking crook that screws all of his employees.

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Post ID: @3sao+I8hgaHL

How about couple rupee from brown-nosed.. they have some spare.. since they pay cheap arse monkeys anyway

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Post ID: @2lmg+I8hgaHL

Not a "bobble head", it's a "Gobble Head", Dave's a pole smoker, what a "dick"...........................

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Post ID: @2cok+I8hgaHL

10 bil too much.. couple bux should do. Cuz they just lost 3.5 bil :)

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Post ID: @1llp+I8hgaHL

They'll do it for 10bil reject fee

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Post ID: @ini+I8hgaHL

LOL

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Post ID: @qbp+I8hgaHL

If that happens, BHI will be #1 within 6 months. Craighead is a genius!

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Post ID: @bvc+I8hgaHL

Little early to stir the honey pot hey?

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