Since the $20 minimum donation that was requested from current and past employees, is NOT enjoying the results that HR and management had hoped for, we are now offering a "Bobble-head Dave" that WILL be allowed to be placed on the dash of any company vehicle.
Order yours now, or contact HR, for the low, low price of $19.95.. Your compliance, or lack therof, will be noted.
That free donation in the restroom is probably where most 'Bobble Head' orders are being placed and paid for. However, remember that even if you put a nice polish shine on a tud, its still a tud.
The best thing to do for everyone is get their own business going and walk out on the Halliburton mis management group permanently. After all they believe they can hire hands for 10 cents a dozen and shove the process manual up their kazoo with no problem. And remember, have a nice day.
A better idea would be a "Bobblehead Dave" butt plug. Heaven knows his head has been up his own assfor years, why not spread the wealth?
Great news! Now you can proudly display both Dave and Jeff bobble head dashboard figures. Recommend that Dave be placed on the front dashboard And Jeff in the back.
Limited production. Order now to Insure your delivery of this high quality bobble head figure.
Please do not forget to check the box ( if ordering on line ) that stipulates that you will treat your bobblehead with dignity and respect.
But wait..... Soon there will be a limited edition of Jeff the bobble head. Stay tuned for when production starts.
But wait!!!!! There's more. Order now and we will double your Dave the bobble head Order.Just pay additional shipping cost . And receive you very own limited edition of Dave . Order soon...... This will sale out quickly. You can proudly display Dave in you pump truck,pickup , company y car, bulk truck or your family auto.
I just left a free donation in the restroom.
If I smash it to bits in front of them will I have to attend angry management classes?