I have even been losing my team members to another department. All these years of being on facebook and myspace. My fingers are terribly aging. Walking the halls, creating useless meetings, wearing nice clean wrinkle free clothes are other signs of me waiting for my package. Somehow i think i may end up being promoted somehow. Have to wait and see. Took a couple days off from work this week.
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Funniest responses! Made my day.
Try working hard at fixing something broken that would benefit the company - that's sure to get you laid off! Being useless and sending consistent status reports about the great progress with existing process will only result in promotion and further torture (but at least you will rake in the dough and spend quality time with all the useless people above you eating catered lunches at meetings)