I am truly grateful to this first encounter with SLB management and would never have reached my current position without making that first connection. He subsequently went on to great things. Networking in a gay Norwegian sauna worked for me. How has networking played out for you?
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If it means a promotion the pain is worthwhile. If you want to progress you must take it like a man and smile and ask what else can I do to help you sir
Working for Schlumberger and getting shafted every day must be very painful
Is what painful??
is it painful?
Because I need money as I not schlumbeegr employee but Asian billy boy who have no money
Rene, why are you charging employees for this if its the company that causes the stress????
Hi,
Are you suffering from high stress? wondering if you will be the next to be laid off? up to your eyes in debt? overworked and with a typical schlumberger dictatorial moronic boss who treats you badly?
Welcome to Schlumberger!
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you should be laid off wierdo
As a gay transvestite lab engineer I dont see any problems with this posting. If it had been a male boasting about a conquest of a female VP it would have been a big laugh. Times have changed and we are being respected now after years of abuse.
Been to Stavanger several times and have never seen or heard of this.
Uhhhu uhhuuhh ohhh my god..ahh
I will never understand why gays, especially gay guys, have to brag to the whole world about how gay they are! Keep it to yourself. I don't want to know about it, see it or hear about it. Screw goats if you want. Leave me out of it.
As a law abiding and church going male orthodox texan I cannot condone this type of deviant behavior in the company. God quite clearly forbids it and you go against the almighty lord at your own peril. Here in Texas we have our own particular way of dealing with it but I won't go into that here other than say may god be with those who stay on the straight line and work to feed their families and bring up their kids in gods image and within his laws and holy scriptures.
Schlumberger has never had a "don't ask, don't tell" policy. With oil prices going back up lately, "drill baby, drill!!".
repulsive garbage for retards
that was some seismic tests before the drilling started. its another new technology invented in the sauna called seismic and drilling (SAD) FRACKERS
there were reports of an earthquake that day in stavanger
frickin fracking norwegians
Yes, it was the first time use of gas fracking in a norwegian sauna. There was a small leakage of h2s and methane but nothing to get the environmentalists upset .
Finally he fracked him...
what kind of drill bit was used?
I believe a special M-I drilling fluid was used for maximum ROP. Pulling out of the hole is much easier with this type of fluid and back reaming is not needed.
Wellbore clean outs are optional
Dod he use Crode Oil from North Sea or Vaseline from the US ?
and the VPs name is..................P*............****D
This is a ploy by HR to prepare the way for some "outings" coming in Schlumberger very soon. Watch this space
what has someones sex got to do with being laid off?
This is an absolutely disgusting post and should be censored. It has nothing to do with being laid off and indeed its shameful. There are no gay people in our company much less having meetings in seedy saunas. A disgrace
I hope you followed the schlumberger standard work instruction for "gay encounter in sauna" which ensures that non productive time (npt) was zero and there were no quality incidents.
This is in the executive operations manual, is classified and only available to VPs and upward. It ensures that all checks are made first including correct operating temperature, mobile phones are off, email "out of office in a meeting" messages are on, the correct ppe for sauna use is available (tightly fit swim trunks) are being used and drinking water available.
A Viking gay????
I don't believe it
Part of the transformation
how did you guys both happen to be in the sauna at the same time????
networking doesn't work in SLB for most of us because we are not allowed to travel to meetings and must do everything by video conference to save money
Can you name this VP please and confirm the position he has now? Are the rumor we hear really true about him?