Starting immediately the fish in the tank will be limited to “ONE” minnow every 2 days. We are cutting out the midday worm snack and we’d appreciate the outfitters not bring food from home to feed them as we don’t want to spoil the fish.
All bathroom breaks will be limited to 4 min. for number “2” and 1.3 min for number “1”……for the guy’s please only “SHAKE” once please…..any more than that and it constitutes as “pleasure” and according to page 25 line 17 of the employee hand book as that’s not allowed at Cabela’s.
Staying on the restroom theme, only 4 sheets of “SINGLE PLY” paper will be supplied per visit. Sharing is allowed for those of you who need a bit more.
All paper clips must be signed out for and returned at the end of your shift……
Any food brought in from outside vendors will be charged a “sitting fee”…….those lunches purchased in the Deli are exempt from said fee…….please refer to the above restroom rule if eating in the deli becomes more frequent…..
All toiletries will be removed from the restrooms…….please see HR for a complimentary “squirt” of hand lotion…….any more than one pump will require a fee of .25…………lotion will be provided AFTER you leave the washroom….not before entering…….please refer to page 25 line 17 of the hand book…..
We will be providing at no charge 1 pen per department…….no hoarding please…..any attempts to monopolize the pen will be met with severe consequences.
We will be removing all of the cups from the break room……..you will be able to cup your hands together to provide an adequate vessel in which to drink from……..we will not be held responsible if you choose to drink coffee…….
We will NOT be issuing the ear set talkies any longer……….please be careful of the long strings attached to the coffee cans that may be on the floors from here on out.
In order to conserve energy your computers will only function 10 min of every hour…….they will turn on at the top of each hour and turn off at 11 min’s past said hour…….please make good use of this VERY GENEROUS time…….
Stay tuned for more projected cutting measures………..