It's time for the truth to come out. Aberdeen has been stealing our oil for years. They have been lying through their brown teeth for years claiming their wells are in the North Sea. They have been sucking Glasgow dry. We demand restitution!
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Glasgow's a shitehole, I want to go home.
Baaaaaaa. Your already shit city is just about to become an even more shit city.
And they stole all our sheep and then rubbed it in by pulling the wool over our eyes.
Next they'll be whining that Aberdeen stole all their soap. Wait....there is no soap in Glasgow for Aberdeen to steal...
The only things in Glasgow that resemble oil are buckfast and methadone
What a prick