Thread regarding Halliburton Co. layoffs

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8:45 arrive

8:50 check email, ignore

9:10 Go to life center and get coffee and energy bar

9:30 peaceful walk around the water feature

10:15 hit the gym, blast pecs

11:05 queue at the cafeteria with all,the other busy employees who wait 10 minutes for it to open each day

12:30 conference call, don't add any content just grunt a bit and make a couple important sounding statements

1:00 check email, ignore

1:30 run for a glass of water

2:15 Afternoon snack, smoothie from Starbucks. Call my mom.

2:45 start surfing the net, a few personal tasks. Push the limit and hit the web filter a couple times. Get paranoid. Minimize window and wait patiently

315 time to go. Walk to car, need to beet this killer Houston traffic

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Post ID: @OP+GM2VR20

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You really should drink more water bruv. Especially after all blasting the pecs. Dehydration is no laughing matter, and don't get on that Gatorade bus; get some of that high-quality H2O. Keep up the good work, you must have gone through the SCMP...Halli never lays off SCMP graduates. No matter how little water they consume or how little work they produce.

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Post ID: @5kss+GM2VR20

And we need you for what?

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Post ID: @1rts+GM2VR20

2 hour siesta In your truck after lunch

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Post ID: @1spi+GM2VR20

You missed something... building your Clash of Clan's base and Snapchatting with your girlfriend, both while checking your emails

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Post ID: @pxf+GM2VR20

No wonder people are getting laid off

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Post ID: @cyd+GM2VR20

It was me having coffee on the island ... enjoy

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Post ID: @dwz+GM2VR20

Sounds like a typical day in the office. So your point?

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Post ID: @zsf+GM2VR20

LOL

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