Looks like with the merger not happening and current market conditions, the Integration Team members members have got to be sweating bullets. Good luck!
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They may get let get gland have to transition from jerking off in Plaza, to jerking off at home. Only downside is at home you won't have an Accenture consultant making a PowerPoint on how you should jerk off, they will have to do it on their own. Tough times indeed.
Seriously? You think they are Kamakazi employees that sacrificed their future employment for the acquisition? Dumbass.
So what is the next failure that this elite squad will be a part of.
They know too much about the competition. Non-compete agreement will not allow them to continue working in either company.
Knowing quite a few of the team, I agree that they are some really good people. I can't imagine many (or any) of them will be cut loose.
It was a pretty Elite squad they drew up, I doubt they will sh-- can them all. My money is they push them back into the company, and others out to make room.
Why? they are still going to get their big bonus and slap on the back. Most of them will probably move up in both companies.
Probably just got back from a 3 hour lunch and... WTF... get the Powerpoint... rearrange the slides... no change the animation... where's the spreadsheet????????????