Let's face it...OPEC handed us our asses and beat the fracking industry. Houston will never be the same....not nearly as many Nissan Zs, BMWs driving around.... not as many $160 happy ending massage parlors, not nearly as many $2500 per month one bedroom apartments for rent, no more waiting in traffic on 290 and I45 for 3 hours each way to work, not nearly as many homeless hitting me up for spare change, not as many illegals speaking broken English in every retail store I enter, not as many illegals driving 35mph in the fast lane on the beltway, not as many minorities on cell phones getting in accidents and blocking traffic every 1 mile...we're basically screwed.
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Not nearly as many Caucasians having sex with there mothers.
Crap I miss the happy ending massages.
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