Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

Hello....its me...ESP

Hello, it's me...

I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to see me go

To go over everything

They say that I had a job for life

But I ain't got no money and no wife

Just a lonely rent boy in Oildale

Hello, can you hear me

I'm in California dreaming of my CIP

When we were profiting together

I've forgotten how it felt before the oil price fell at our feet

There's such a difference between us

And a million jobless souls

Hello from the other side

I must have begged a thousand times

To tell you I'm sorry I can meet my PMP

But when I call you all I hear is ESP, call HR

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Amazing! It is obvious some people are spending time at The Crust Palace getting inspiration for their new singer/songwriter careers.

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Post ID: @1lhq+FUaCHvd

Don't even have to change these:

Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in

So shame on me now

You Flew me to places I'd never been

Till you put me down oh

I knew you were trouble when you walked in

So shame on me now

You Flew me to places I'd never been

Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground

Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

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Post ID: @ibr+FUaCHvd

You used to call me on my cellphone

Late night when something got f---ed up

Call me on my cellphone

Late night when something got f---ed up

But I know that when HR rings..... That can only mean one thing

I know that when HR rings.... That can only mean one thing

Ever since the price of oil oil went shitty, you

Started spending less and cutting costs more

Showing employees out the front door

Hanging with some BCG people I've never seen before

You used to call me on my cellphone.....

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Post ID: @kxl+FUaCHvd

You should keep your day job. That was crap.

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Post ID: @wkf+FUaCHvd

Love it!

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Post ID: @tam+FUaCHvd

ROFLMFAO.. GOOD ONE !!!!

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Post ID: @wlf+FUaCHvd

That was retarded!! Go f--- your self!!

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Post ID: @dlk+FUaCHvd

And lets all sing...

Never mind

I'll find someone like you

I wish nothing but the best for you.... you!!!

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Post ID: @utr+FUaCHvd

claps

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