Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

The problem with IT in chevron specifically within MCBU

I know we are an engineering company and by and large the business side is being hit hard by the impending layoffs. From an IT standpoint, this company is a joke. It takes far too long to run through the precious CPMS processes to garner any value simply due to two factors:

  1. The processes are onerous

  2. Incompetent leadership

If nothing else, get rid of the following politickers and we might stand a chance

  • David T

  • Matt R

  • Pansy C

Each of these can find a way to spin a failed project into a success and manipulate stats. They can't agree or create a vision and just plain waste time and space.

Then get rid of the useless folk

  • Munira G

  • Yolanda W

  • Kevin N (bcm)

  • Terry b

  • half the infrastructure and IM people

Then actually develop a vision. Annie has her head in the wrong place. She did a great job driving IRM to the right place but at this point she is trusting the wrong people.

This place is f---ed from an IT standpoint.

Furthermore get rid of those UWT f---ers like Arpita W and Laura g. Idiots beyond measure.

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Post ID: @OP+FMIIWQk

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looks like a few of those listed are no longer in MCBU. good call.

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Post ID: @2kymr+FMIIWQk

7bam which one on the list is you? Everybody on the list is extraordinary, really? I think you meant to say that the people on the list are hardly working. Not hard working.

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Post ID: @8qtf+FMIIWQk

Extraordinary is not quite the term that comes to mind. Btw I enjoyed the homophobic and bigoted comments as i am the OP. The fact of the matter is that a true change is not going to happen. People will leave whether voluntary or not. Those who remain will stand to prove themselves. no one will agree with who should remain, but the problems that exist are long standing and the listed people have done nothing to lead or change things and in so many ways have made things worse for personal gain. They are indeed extraordinary; extraordinarily profound dumb faks.

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Post ID: @8npj+FMIIWQk

The people named are all extra-ordinary hard working people and do their best for Chevron everyday. I also believe the CPMS process is cumbersome and needs so major overhauling. But the people are following the process. The process needs changing. Take on more risks with project management and cut the time to deployment down to 25% of all the rigor you go through now. Again, the people named are awesome. It is the process that needs remediation.

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Post ID: @7bam+FMIIWQk

I agree Chevron IT has no idea how to run a project. They keep putting people in Project Management jobs with no training outside of Chevron and then try and claim to be experts. IT Leadership has no idea how to runa project and FAKS it a lot. Jim Green should have been fired long ago for wasting so many millions on bad IT pet projects.

BottomLine - Chevron IT projects are poorly run, the ITC PMO has no clue about Project Management and you have managers that have no expereince in Project Management trying to tell us how to runa project. I am ready to leave this place myself. it is a big screw up. Why do these GM's get to stay, it it time for them to go.

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Post ID: @5geb+FMIIWQk

@2sxm sounds like a typical teabag get that thinks you have to agree with 100% of a politician's policies to support them. I bet you were one of those nuts that stockpiled guns and ammo because you believed the scary government was coming to take them away.

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Post ID: @3eif+FMIIWQk

How about your name tci? Bill has wasted 250 million on a bloated, patched legacy system with a new server farm in San Antonio. Chevron may end up selling or leasing the servers to AT&T, Microsoft, Apple or Google. How about the liberal Democrats in ITC who campaigned for Obama and now for Sanders or Hillary? They are working for Chevron and agree with a $10 per barrel tarif for green energy subsidies.

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Post ID: @2sxm+FMIIWQk

I don't know if the OP is correct in their assessments but I do love the irony of post @FMIIWQk-2tci by "Anonymous".

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Post ID: @2mjz+FMIIWQk

You know Puke, if you had some balls you'd list your name when calling other people out. I know some of the people you blasted and they work hard. So who are you? Got the nerve to say, or you going to hide?

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Post ID: @2tci+FMIIWQk

The poster is spot on and hit a nerve. I believe one of the named incompetent IT managers is posting the perverted sex replies to turn concerned employees away from the topic of poor, politically correct IT management.

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Post ID: @1dok+FMIIWQk

Eeeeewwwww!!!!!!! now That's Gross!!!. Please keep your perverted, Zika/Aids/Gonorrhea, etc. stinky infected package out of your co-workers quivering sphincter. We have enough problems. You guys are definitely Depraved. I think that these Sphincter-boys will be the first ones on the chopping block to be cut and will lower the health insurance risk level also. That's just what we need. to subsidize the lifestyles of a bunch of sexually depraved infected perverted sphincter-boys.

And BTW , since when does CVX do our own engineering and not contract it out to more capable consulting firms? Grow a brain, OP and don't flatter yourself, Idiot.

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Post ID: @1wjw+FMIIWQk

Well l don't like to use labels. But a hole is a hole, as long as there is a little heat in there on will bang it. If that is gay....then by God I am gay.

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Post ID: @1tbn+FMIIWQk

@xiq Posters have been going after the OP because he was being oddly vindictive. He should have some dignity and not suffer the ignominy of being a petty shrew. As far as the people name posted, there is nothing to say.

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Post ID: @1yvy+FMIIWQk

It's interesting that ppl are attacking the original poster... But no one is coming to the defense of the ppl listed.

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Post ID: @xiq+FMIIWQk

I for one LOVE these posts. Call them out!

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Post ID: @vcw+FMIIWQk

Apparently the belligerent poster is also a sexually depraved and deprived gay guy who has never gotten any. Every post he makes he fantasizes about getting some from the last poster in some perverted fashion. Does working for Chevron turn you into a gay pervert?

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Post ID: @qij+FMIIWQk

So Annie is suppose to listen to you (OP)???? ROFLMAO

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Post ID: @zmj+FMIIWQk

Apparently the belligerent poster is an ousted loser. Sure sounds like one. Quite low down to be posting people's names.

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Post ID: @lwf+FMIIWQk

Its obvious that anyone who posts comments like that doesn't have much self-respect, intelligence, or prospects of keeping a job.

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Post ID: @ewf+FMIIWQk

Its obvious that anyone who posts comments like that doesn't have much to suck.

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Post ID: @kub+FMIIWQk

I will let you suck me off out the door bitch, while your finger hits my ass hole

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Post ID: @fne+FMIIWQk

Wow. It's obvious here that Chevron has some low hanging rotten fruit that will be easy to escort out the door, no questions asked. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, potty mouth!!

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Post ID: @vax+FMIIWQk

It is a fact that people that use the phrase dead wood sucks off cocks.

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Post ID: @yzl+FMIIWQk

Sounds like a good plan. As long as PukeSkywalker(the OP) goes first!!! ROTFLMMFAOBOAY!!! Nothing like a useless piece of Dead Wood trying to point out other useless dead wood around him as a failed attempt to make himself look better!!! That's as Transparent as it gets!!!

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