I have a penis! I like to play with it while at work. Maybe I'll go downstairs and show them what I like to do all day with my penis.
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We all do. And they know how much we like playing with it. That's why they put lotion so close to the bathroom. I beat my dick like it owes me money
That makes me moist.
Don't tell anyone. It will go away eventually.
Mine has a puss filled growth on the side of it. Should I be concerned ?
Pocket pool will be an exhibition sport in the next Olympics. Start training now! Go for the gold!!!
I volunteer to do the measurement, but don't forget proper PPE!
Wow! Me too. I bet mine is bigger.