Don't forget to enjoy your free sodas from the break room while you can. And don't forget to take advantage of our health plan to get you diabetes treated and/or weight reduction surgery. Oh, and if you fly coach and can't fit your fat ass into one seat, I like the arm rest down, so your fat belly doesn't encroach on my seat.
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The only decent thing about being fat is that when people like you hog the armrests on the plane a fat person can accidentally-on-purpose sit on your chubby fist until it goes dead numb, then pretend to apologize profusely. And pin your scrawny little neck to your seat if you complain too loudly. Yes, shopping for clothes is a bitch; dealing with assholes, not so much.
Cool story bro
OP ranting about himself
So funny HAHAHA
They closed us in the end. I should have started worrying when they stopped refilling the meeting rooms fridges with free sodas...
We get it. You're sexually attracted to overweight men. Be a man and work up the courage to proposition one of them.
Please get a degree and then comment....
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It is no use comrade. Return to base.