Stopped by my local Goodwill and there was a bin filled with UOP logo red socks. I asked the manager why they were located next to the Christmas decorations and she told me they were for any now and future laid off employees to use as stockings by the fireplace or to wear to job interviews. They really are magical.
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Shut up Mackelmore.
A real Tracy Morgan or Dennis Miller in here. You are about as funny as both those douche bags.
Shut up fancy socks.
This made me laugh so dang hard. Keep it up please poster.
@344 it just wasn't funny.
The red socks campaign was f***ing stupid but this joke was equally as stupid.
If you are going to take the time to post something at least make it worth everyone's time. I assume you also think Amy Schumer is funny don't you?
F***ing waste of space she is.
@343--you are a humorless dick, or more likely a tubby blonde bitch with an 80s hairdo.
Dumb.
Not funny.
I hate the red socks, but this joke was f***ing stupid.
Classic! Keep the comedy rolling, while I roll my dahgree into a phat blunt. Holla pell chasa
You're killing me. LOL